welcome to Kim Jongin’s invisible life
Where he sleeps in his invisibed
and wakes up from his invisisleep with his invisishoes
Oh no Jongin Ah, don’t be late to….
Invisi fucking archery
which he gets to on his invisi skateboard
He never forgets to take his invisiselcas
or play rock paper scissors
With his invisi fucking
Imagine Kris pretending he is a sea monster in the bath tub. When he leaves the bathroom, he’s asked why he was screaming so much. “They were drowning,” he replies with dead eyes before walking away to reflect on the mass death he wrought.
Imagine Kris trying to marathon all of Sailor Moon in his bedroom. He ends up falling in love with the aesthetic of Tuxedo Mask and stops paying attention to the rest of the show altogether.
Imagine Kris rubbing at his eyes until they have been erased entirely. The other members stare on, horrified at Kris’ face. Somebody whispers “Holy fuck.” Kris turns around and seems to notice his blindness. “Shit, it happened again?”
Imagine Kris collecting small lizards, believing that he can train them to do his chores. While they do end up being quite handy when it comes to dish washing, he finds them even more useful in repelling unwanted attention and pranks from the other members, who are too frightened by the leader-cum-lizard-king to do anything to him.
Imagine Kris admiring himself in the mirror for so long that he starves to death. A single flower smelling of axe sprouts in his place, a reminder to all to not succumb to the same awful fate of Krisissus.